Keep a round in the chamber for the pig in the poke!
He may look cute in the yard in the dark,
but a tussle with him is no walk in the park!
He'll kill all your cats, he'll go after the dog
Ain't nothing a wild as an old wild hog!
So, load your Winchester and keep it nearby,
And when it's all over, we'll all have a fry!
Nicholas wrote:Neighmond wrote:It's harvest time again, out on the fruited plain
So now all the mice want indoors.....
So it's off for some traps and mouse-killing chaps
Who've poison that we can't buy in stores.....
A chunk of steel wool, to stuff down their hole
A repeller that plugs into the wall
With all that I've spent, It's a clear sentiment -
I don't care for the b-----ds at all!
So, a house with no mice,
that is always nice
but now there is a new pest
that puts patience to test
A huge wild black pig
Look, there's another dig
looking for grubs,
tearing up shrubs
I do have a gun
Lets make the next visit fun
What's worse? The decision not hard
a mouse in the house
...or a pig in the yard
I'll take the pig, give me a fork
I'd rather have a supply of fresh pork.
