Welp, I'm starting to believe that either our mortgage guy is definitely charismatic but horrible at his job, or he honestly believes we have stashes of cash in lunchboxes we'll simply dig into when push comes to shove.
Here's my progression yesterday, with spouse causing the first transition, then joining in again around the 4th from last...
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Here's the shortest sum up I can manage: I talk to mortgage guy (yesterday) at 9am after being woken from a whopping three hours' sleep by a frantic call from spouse who is filling in at work, and can't talk on the phone long. Mortgage guy says that there's a hitch, we can only get a set percentage credit back max as per law. He said all we had to do was a one page amendment that clarified that that percentage would be credited back. He made it sound like everything wasn't perfect, but it would be fine with just this one page.
Here's the remainder of the story, where things only get worse...I was still half asleep and confused at this point, and it wasn't until I was relaying this to our realtor that it finally sunk in what this really meant financially for the seller and for us. I think I've also mentioned that the seller's agent is now on vacation. He has other agents that will likely have to help with any changes, but he is away until I don't know when. He did the whole handover of the keys because he assumed he'd miss closing even if it was this Wednesday.
That led back to me calling mortgage guy to make sure, and then give him a very restrained what for about the state of things this late in the game. (He made a crack about "blame Dodd-Frank" trying to deflect, which made me so angry.) Without getting into the math, this means that out of the $5K we had added to the mortgage that was supposed to be credited towards closing, only part of if can be used for closing credits, and the remainder would now be the seller's to keep. We would have to come up with anything leftover from the credit out of pocket. Mortgage guy is the one who came up with the $5K estimate to ensure we would not have to pay anything at closing.
We still do not have either a Closing Date that is official, NOR do we have a copy of the final closing costs. It might be that your immediate response would be, "Well why didn't he just compensate for that in the first place?" It was certainly mine, and it would have at least been nice for someone to mention we'd essentially be giving the seller money on top of the originally agreed upon sale price this way. We're not saying that would have prevented us from taking this method because we really, truly, in absolute scout's honor from the depths of our souls want this house to be ours. It's just the additional irritant discovery on top of the bad news is all, because mortgage guy never flat out said that part. In fact part of why I was so confused in my half asleep state was I knew something was missing, and it was only after our realtor said it plainly that the bell rang and I groaned yet again that morning.
We were painfully clear not so long ago when we told him that either we pay the blood debt, or we close. That's when the idea of the adding the closing costs onto the mortgage with the credit came to be. So why now is he suddenly recalling a government mandated rule that's been around for how long now? Is this only an issue because the state agency we're going through caught it and said, "NO"?
I think our realtor said it best: "Hasn't he ever done a mortgage of this type before?"
My concern is since the state agency step is where it got flagged (supposedly the last), if they tried to push it through again with the correct math this time, the state will totally see what they did and just laugh at them. I noticed mortgage guy never suggested this as a possibility, but I'm sure waiting for it.
The last time I spoke with him, I said the only way we'd have a clue as to whether we could close or not is if we could see the final closing costs. Again, he says, "We won't know closing costs until everything's approved". We were supposed to close last Friday. How can they
not know closing costs by now? Two snowstorms and a weekend or not, they should have already known this stuff early last week before the first storm.
I told mortgage guy that he knows darn well by now how unpredictable spouse's paychecks can be due to some Post Masters he subs for not getting their time cards in on time. His last check pretty much went straight to paying the home owner's insurance, with very little left. He doesn't get another check until the 24th, and we simply can't bite deeply into that because since they kept postponing giving us the closing date, we couldn't give our landlady 30 full days' notice, so even if we could move out by March 1st, we'd still have to pay at least something to her. So no matter what that check is, it's already mostly spoken for because of that.
He hems and haws, then out of the blue says, "Well, you could drop the Home Owner's Title Insurance", to which I fired back, "Why on earth would we do that?!" He then asks, "Well, really the bank's insurance will be covering for the first 30 years, and how long do you expect to live there?" I honestly and tersely reply--because he's been told many times over that this is the only home we intended to buy--"When we're dead." He pauses, then says, "I'll see if can get the final closing costs out of the lawyer and call you back." Of course, no call back, and we were still so hopping mad we were almost glad he didn't call back because at this point, we've not only had it with all this nonsense, but we're tired of the roller coaster of "we have a problem" "we have a solution" "we have a pro..." and on and on. Our Ship of Despair has long sailed, and now there is only the Sloop of Irritation left to carry us in these roiling waters.
Even if we did decide not to take the insurance, wasn't that already done by now? How can we not pay for something that should have been done prior to closing when everyone was oh-so-certain closing would be last Friday before the first storm hit on Thursday?
The cost difference still wouldn't be enough to make up for the lost credit by far if the numbers we've been seeing are anywhere near accurate. We simply do not have that much, and next to no guarantee that even if we wait until spouse's next check, we could then without royally sticking it to our current landlady for the short term, which we simply will not do.
Both times I talked to our realtor today, we were on the same page and frustrated as all get out. We are out of ideas, and we feel like we've been dragged under the mortgage wheels way too long for them to stop the train, wiggle us out, and then ask us for fare.
All aboard the Sloop of Irritation!